The best way to get soaked

Here is the best way to get soaked and have fun at the same time. You go on a luge down a mountain when its raining. You go around the curves at breakneck speed so that your luge slips and almost flips over. It gives you that epic rush of adrenaline. You race people so that you don’t get give a damn about the fact that, whenever you’re behind them, they’re spraying water in your face and all over you, temporarily blinding you. Trust me, it’s awesome. It makes you feel otherworldly. It makes you not care about a thing except for getting down first. It’s best thing to do. Ever.  I can’t think of anything else that is so fun.